ThisIsTheStory

Ryan. 21. Writer (kind of). Orlando. Boom.

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

(via tyleroakley)

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

(via its-princess-alexis)

falloutgirlongirl:

bro i love you so much bro you’re so important to me bro. bro i wanna spend my life with you. bro i love ur eyes but not in a gay way bro. bro do you wanna marry me by the ocean and remember that as the most important day of our lives as we grow old together and make each other as happy as possible no homo

(via its-princess-alexis)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via sickcuntbruh)

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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(via chelseaologyy)

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